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Race #45827

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Official speed 131.72 wpm (36.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 4, 2019 12:15:28pm UTC
Race Finish January 4, 2019 12:16:05pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. kennethpahn (123.03 wpm)
3. josasim (98.36 wpm)
4. iambryan1234 (98.15 wpm)
5. karonar (90.35 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 158.07
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...