i'd buy that for a dollar! (pentalon)

Race #45157

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Official speed 111.90 wpm (42.04 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 8, 2014 1:13:55am UTC
Race Finish May 8, 2014 1:14:37am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 4. lovedanathema (82.51 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.