View Pit Stop page for race #4486 by dankmachine — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 80.84 wpm (52.10 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 17, 2018 8:35:32am UTC |
| Race Finish | December 17, 2018 8:36:24am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. oneguardsam (74.83 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 83.53 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |