Phillip (subitusattack)

Race #445

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Official speed 107.66 wpm (43.69 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 19, 2020 1:06:21am UTC
Race Finish January 19, 2020 1:07:04am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. dylan_9802 (99.04 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 125.60
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.