Eri (bobtentencarracer)

Race #442

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Official speed 70.94 wpm (63.43 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 21, 2020 3:35:51pm UTC
Race Finish November 21, 2020 3:36:54pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. swissmade122 (77.84 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 87.50
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.