Jester (cypher_xd)

Race #44102

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Official speed 88.11 wpm (76.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 21, 2020 10:22:23am UTC
Race Finish May 21, 2020 10:23:40am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. jasonbmagat (94.05 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 152.72
Text #3551008 (Length: 565 characters)

I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.