I choke evrytiem (sandelius)

Race #4366

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Official speed 78.85 wpm (57.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 3, 2018 8:25:02am UTC
Race Finish February 3, 2018 8:25:59am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 97.24
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.