View Pit Stop page for race #436 by ionisingtuna — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 74.56 wpm (62.45 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | April 18, 2021 3:53:15pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 18, 2021 3:54:18pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 91.95 |
| Text | #4060269 (Length: 388 characters) On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge? |