slowpoke (mrookie)

Race #4353

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Official speed 58.42 wpm (82.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 2, 2019 11:32:07pm UTC
Race Finish November 2, 2019 11:33:30pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. meepster01 (79.45 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 70.11
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...