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Race #435

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Official speed 54.72 wpm (88.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 19, 2017 12:52:17am UTC
Race Finish December 19, 2017 12:53:45am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 65.67
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...