ApSad (apaars)

Race #4314

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Official speed 80.97 wpm (59.87 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 2, 2020 8:33:50pm UTC
Race Finish September 2, 2020 8:34:50pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. cam777 (96.84 wpm)
3. pmacalac (72.04 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 97.16
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...