Flaccidbone (flaccidbone)

Race #427

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Official speed 81.13 wpm (60.35 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 24, 2018 3:26:54am UTC
Race Finish September 24, 2018 3:27:55am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. sharpsartisan (97.01 wpm)
2. bucklingspring (83.80 wpm)
3. kailhreds (83.26 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 100.06
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