Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #421

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Official speed 96.75 wpm (48.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 21, 2017 10:58:35am UTC
Race Finish May 21, 2017 10:59:24am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 0.00
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.