D (dilweed88)

Race #42

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Official speed 94.47 wpm (45.73 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 30, 2012 1:04:02am UTC
Race Finish October 30, 2012 1:04:48am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. jennifersun (96.15 wpm)
5. tombaxter1 (84.20 wpm)
Accuracy 84.0%
Points 0.00
Text #400 (Length: 360 characters)

When Betty and Billy fell asleep, he walked down to the kitchen to see if there was anything around to eat. He managed to open the cupboard door with his nose and found the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more. Even though he knew they made him fart more, he couldn't resist. He ate the entire bag.