ManHungryLibrarian (samanthafromtheblock)

Race #4199

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Official speed 100.83 wpm (48.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 18, 2018 10:04:19pm UTC
Race Finish June 18, 2018 10:05:08pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. spamllama (63.72 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 124.36
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.