View Pit Stop page for race #413 by dumbgumgum — Ghost race
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Official speed | 36.22 wpm (116.29 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 12, 2019 4:06:38pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 12, 2019 4:08:34pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 37.43 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |