View Pit Stop page for race #412 by modelm — Ghost race
View profile for IBM Model F (modelm)
| Official speed | 81.41 wpm (60.29 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 18, 2016 4:23:52am UTC |
| Race Finish | December 18, 2016 4:24:52am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. dummytron (109.54 wpm) 2. yipyap (99.52 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |