Ejaculation (ejaculation)

Race #412

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Official speed 56.24 wpm (67.64 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 19, 2012 12:28:03am UTC
Race Finish January 19, 2012 12:29:10am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. hellachronicsmoke (78.00 wpm)
Accuracy 84.0%
Points 0.00
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.