funny (tesseractbeyond)

Race #4114

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Official speed 108.91 wpm (38.78 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 2, 2020 5:29:52pm UTC
Race Finish November 2, 2020 5:30:30pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. klontz (103.94 wpm)
3. mrbobby (89.06 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 110.73
Text #4180599 (Length: 352 characters)

A young woman stepped forward from the throng and asked, "O great prophet, tell us how we might find love that is unconditional, unwavering and unending." The prophet did not answer right away. He looked off into the distance, gathering his thoughts. Silence descended upon the crowd. Then he turned his gaze upon the young woman and said, "Get a dog."