Tsar (tsarvalkyr)

Race #41

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Official speed 87.81 wpm (55.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 12, 2018 2:25:06pm UTC
Race Finish October 12, 2018 2:26:02pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. jimmybombs (84.37 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 105.37
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...