View Pit Stop page for race #409 by darktilrisen — Ghost race
View profile for tobiah (darktilrisen)
Official speed | 73.14 wpm (67.10 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 30, 2015 7:25:14pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 30, 2015 7:26:21pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. livlev (103.68 wpm) |
Accuracy | 92.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |