View Pit Stop page for race #407 by _ender_ — Ghost race
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Official speed | 109.21 wpm (38.57 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | August 27, 2009 2:22:41am UTC |
Race Finish | August 27, 2009 2:23:19am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. jweb_guru_practice (137.36 wpm) 5. brandong (92.20 wpm) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |