Swaggy (xiarnaq)

Race #405

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Official speed 145.21 wpm (33.80 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 4, 2016 6:29:53pm UTC
Race Finish November 4, 2016 6:30:27pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. baron_nashor (119.24 wpm)
3. kayak1 (106.67 wpm)
4. will_t (101.57 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 0.00
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