Even (aggressivepie)

Race #404

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Official speed 93.75 wpm (51.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 3, 2019 4:07:00am UTC
Race Finish November 3, 2019 4:07:52am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. rrachell (92.81 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 112.50
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...