Brett (alrightbro)

Race #4029

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Official speed 58.60 wpm (102.18 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 10, 2019 10:57:41am UTC
Race Finish January 10, 2019 10:59:23am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 4. manish8972 (54.91 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 90.84
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.