View Pit Stop page for race #40 by stockyparrot — Ghost race
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Official speed | 56.60 wpm (74.42 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 21, 2022 7:58:51pm UTC |
Race Finish | February 21, 2022 8:00:06pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Accuracy | 92.0% |
Points | 58.49 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |