View Pit Stop page for race #4 by waffle_stomper — Ghost race
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Official speed | 87.88 wpm (55.30 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 13, 2020 4:44:51pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 13, 2020 4:45:46pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 108.38 |
Text | #3810814 (Length: 405 characters) Mr. Chairperson, I'd like to report to the task force on a very esteem-enhancing experience I had recently - a past-life regression! With the help of a regression therapist, I was able to access one of my most fascinating lives - that of a goat herdess in first century Galilee! What was most astonishing about this former life was that my family then was made up entirely of people I know from this life! |