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Race #3993

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Official speed 121.70 wpm (34.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 4, 2016 1:24:21pm UTC
Race Finish July 4, 2016 1:24:56pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. jessegarcia (116.24 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.