View Pit Stop page for race #397 by tpperware — Ghost race
View profile for Arthur Toppenberg (tpperware)
| Official speed | 50.27 wpm (83.79 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 5, 2021 11:41:43am UTC |
| Race Finish | September 5, 2021 11:43:07am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 94.0% |
| Points | 51.94 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |