View Pit Stop page for race #392 by schrempsky — Ghost race
View profile for M (schrempsky)
Official speed | 62.93 wpm (66.93 seconds elapsed during race) |
---|---|
Race Start | December 17, 2016 4:15:56am UTC |
Race Finish | December 17, 2016 4:17:03am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. aronbk (76.49 wpm) |
Accuracy | 94.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |