Jef (jackrabbit99)

Race #39

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Official speed 74.76 wpm (65.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 30, 2016 1:38:54pm UTC
Race Finish August 30, 2016 1:39:59pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. c00l_procrastinator (66.83 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.