2finger god (2fingergod)

Race #39

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Official speed 68.92 wpm (70.34 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 21, 2018 7:34:16pm UTC
Race Finish April 21, 2018 7:35:26pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. alice_guo (67.54 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 82.70
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...