TheyGotAlex (harshbarger.a@gmail.com)

Race #3845

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Official speed 94.19 wpm (40.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 8, 2014 7:52:30pm UTC
Race Finish March 8, 2014 7:53:10pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. jjohn881 (85.51 wpm)
Accuracy 90.0%
Points 0.00
Text #166 (Length: 317 characters)

So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.