asdasdf (211bazooka)

Race #3815

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Official speed 89.30 wpm (63.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 15, 2018 4:43:58am UTC
Race Finish December 15, 2018 4:45:02am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 113.11
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Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. As the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itching, a rash. From there the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.