pineapples (pineapplejam)

Race #381

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Official speed 79.32 wpm (66.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 13, 2020 10:13:20pm UTC
Race Finish October 13, 2020 10:14:27pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. carpalxqgmlwy (97.75 wpm)
2. pnwtrevorb (81.49 wpm)
5. peterruse (72.16 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 105.76
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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.