View Pit Stop page for race #375 by jonathanpwarren — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 70.19 wpm (98.48 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | November 14, 2020 3:06:03am UTC |
| Race Finish | November 14, 2020 3:07:41am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 2) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 145.06 |
| Text | #4350630 (Length: 576 characters) I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. |