Poops (poops_magee)

Race #3749

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Official speed 99.08 wpm (53.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 30, 2020 9:29:11am UTC
Race Finish June 30, 2020 9:30:05am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. jashemak (96.67 wpm)
4. theblackeye (88.95 wpm)
5. jasonbmagat (79.23 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 125.51
Text #4180574 (Length: 445 characters)

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.