Excruciator (excruciator)

Race #37

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Official speed 71.80 wpm (72.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 27, 2019 8:26:03pm UTC
Race Finish May 27, 2019 8:27:16pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 99.33
Text #3640484 (Length: 434 characters)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!