J (meep_morp)

Race #363

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Official speed 75.28 wpm (65.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 1, 2020 9:42:58pm UTC
Race Finish December 1, 2020 9:44:03pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. haondy (87.57 wpm)
4. mugumugu (65.19 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 92.85
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.