John (xjohnbx)

Race #3616

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Official speed 100.59 wpm (48.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 19, 2017 8:23:01pm UTC
Race Finish November 19, 2017 8:23:49pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. knortic (103.39 wpm)
4. sddhrthrt (71.04 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 120.70
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...