csgo (professorxwing)

Race #3599

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Official speed 132.04 wpm (35.26 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 17, 2021 12:40:19am UTC
Race Finish April 17, 2021 12:40:54am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. onah (112.09 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 162.84
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?