View Pit Stop page for race #359 by stefanium — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 67.47 wpm (62.43 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 2, 2026 9:30:23pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 2, 2026 9:31:25pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 69.72 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |