Uhhhhhhh (shidlord)

Race #358

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Official speed 70.09 wpm (96.73 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 17, 2020 1:20:38am UTC
Race Finish June 17, 2020 1:22:15am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. shiroku (95.09 wpm)
2. speedygonzalez18 (81.26 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 121.49
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I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.