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Race #3534

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Official speed 75.28 wpm (64.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 2, 2020 10:43:17pm UTC
Race Finish December 2, 2020 10:44:21pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. salspring (82.78 wpm)
2. stan_gfriend (78.29 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 90.34
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...