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| Official speed | 81.05 wpm (51.97 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | April 7, 2023 1:19:59pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 7, 2023 1:20:51pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 83.75 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |