Joel (clashofkeys)

Race #350

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Official speed 78.90 wpm (62.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 21, 2016 3:57:04am UTC
Race Finish July 21, 2016 3:58:06am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 2. destiny214457 (81.46 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.