Alex (ahelow)

Race #350

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Official speed 83.72 wpm (53.75 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 13, 2018 5:59:20pm UTC
Race Finish August 13, 2018 6:00:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. jack90001 (104.59 wpm)
2. danrosesax88 (98.71 wpm)
3. durumpitta (85.08 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 103.25
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.