View Pit Stop page for race #35 by scheme — Ghost race
View profile for Tomas (scheme)
| Official speed | 50.28 wpm (83.77 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 22, 2011 4:33:08pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 22, 2011 4:34:32pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |