View Pit Stop page for race #35 by headless — Ghost race
View profile for Janek (headless)
| Official speed | 57.38 wpm (73.41 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 30, 2014 4:02:02pm UTC |
| Race Finish | July 30, 2014 4:03:15pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 91.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |