Sam (jellopurin)

Race #343

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Official speed 73.35 wpm (66.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 10, 2021 6:47:11pm UTC
Race Finish July 10, 2021 6:48:18pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. lukasvel (66.06 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 90.46
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.